dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he thought i was a dude.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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