thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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