im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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