i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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