It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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