she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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