Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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