So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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