Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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