Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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