Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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