i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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