we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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