did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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