i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
we should paint friendship bongs
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