You made me cry and you don't even care
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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