Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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