just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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