whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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