So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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