my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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