did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My vagina is officially offended.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So. Much. Porn.
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