my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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