my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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