suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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