I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
and she was petting her beer can
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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