Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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