dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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