she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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