Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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