i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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