Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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