He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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