That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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