i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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