I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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