You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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