I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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