I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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