So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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