I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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