Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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