They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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