been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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