Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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