Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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