Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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