my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize