we have officially mastered the walk of shame
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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