I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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